No Context Quotes

Sort of an inside joke about running gags and silly phrasing, but wanted to share some quotes without any implicit context, because I think they're funny (or were funny given the context they were said and then transferred to lacking context). Imagine, if you will, a document recording every time you heard something that you just know "in any other context this would sound bad" and that's what this is.

These aren't necessarily from anyone in particular, these are just really awkward phrases said at weird times.

• "I'm not saying I want to piss on someone and I'm also not saying I'd rather be pissed on more"
• "Beak dress"
• "Adult soda"
• "you never want to piss on things and that's what's wrong in this marriage"
• "This is why people get agreeable raped"
• "hottest poop face"
• "Come to the dark side we have naps and pussy"
• "pooping = hacking"
• "imagine your wife having your nuts in a tickle choke hold"
• "there's literally a pool of water coming from the door of this cooler, the open door from this cooler, and you're telling me you didn't think to close the door and instead went across the building to get a wet floor sign?"
• "If you don't want to play, pull out"
• "Dirt Cocks"
• "Sausage Panties"
• "They have all the curvatures, they have longer equipment"
• "Taco flavored horse cock, by wamco"
• "Noms and games and hacking oh my"
• "I've had so many pickles since I was a kid, and this one is the best one"
• "... my sinful ripples"
• "Disgruntled titty sounds"
• "bougie white bitches"
• "Death, shit, and bad guys"