No Context Quotes

Sort of an inside joke about running gags and silly phrasing, but wanted to share some quotes without any implicit context, because I think they're funny.

• "I'm not saying I want to piss on someone and I'm also not saying I'd rather be pissed on more"
• "Beak dress"
• "Adult soda"
• "you never want to piss on things and that's what's wrong in this marriage"
• "This is why people get agreeable raped"
• "hottest poop face"
• "Come to the dark side we have naps and pussy"